MEET
THE BEAN
known aliases: enri / beaner / the sell machine
// AGENT PROFILE //
FOREVER PLAT// SPECIAL ABILITY //
Enri feeds at the single worst possible moment in every team fight. Whether it’s popping Tactical Visor into a D.Va Defense Matrix, sprinting face-first into the deepest part of a Bastion ult, or dropping Biotic Field for the enemy team — The Classic Sell activates automatically whenever the fight matters most. Teammates receive a permanent status effect: Tilted Beyond Repair.
Cooldown: NONE. IT NEVER STOPS.
// KNOWN INTEL //
Legends say The Bean once popped Tactical Visor on high ground with a perfect angle on the entire enemy team — and somehow hit zero shots before getting hooked by Roadhog. His comms consist entirely of “wait what?”, “where??”, and “bro he’s one HP” (he was full health). Known for sprinting past his entire team to 1v6 on Soldier, dropping Biotic Field, and still dying on top of it. Despite being hardstuck plat since Season 1, he queues up every single night, convinced that tonight is the night he hits Diamond. It never is.